(Proudly written by the Gahanis Editorial Staff)
Michael of the Lion, the ruler in all but name of our southern neighbor, Haranshire, should learn that his recent activities in Gahanis are not appreciated by our citizens.
The Gazette has recently learned that over the past six months Michael has been covertly visiting Gahanis and luring away its citizens, promising wealth in service to him. Gahanis is a clean, Giant-run city, and our people want no part of Michael's dubious scheme. He is obviously trying to consolidate his power in the region; everyone knows that Ka-Myrethus is an ineffective leader—why, the people of Haranshire fail even to pay him the proper respect.
In a council meeting that was obviously intended to be secret, Michael claimed that he was "compensating" victims. What victims? This is obviously a ploy to fool the town council into thinking his motives are honest. But what honest person would go around promising gold to our hardworking townspeople, taking nothing in return, or offering jobs in far-off Haranshire? He is attempting to curry favor and erode our fine Steward's base of power.
Gahanis will not stand for Michael's crass political maneuverings! If you find him at your door in the dead of night, show him your loyalty to Gahanis. Tell him, "Michael, take your dirty money and go back where you came from!"
