MI-THERON: Angered by what he called the "laziness of that damned town council," Lord Kelvin Heros, father of the missing boy, has offered a reward of 1,000 gold crowns as a reward for the return of his son.
"Since Ne-Chardath and the rest of the personages in Gahanis don't appear to give a deuce about my son's life, I'm giving ten thousand deuces to the person who can find him and bring him back to me," Lord Heros said in a statement this morning. "The town of Gahanis is more concerned with attracting tourists and trade than they are with simple matters such as personal responsibility and ensuring the safety of their visitors! It's no wonder they've been attacked by those bandits, considering how sloppy their policies are—if I were running that pathetic mudhole, you could be sure there wouldn't be any incidents like this."
Jedrith Heros, heir to Lord Kelvin Heros' lucrative trade network, has been missing for eight days now. Gazette staff attempted to contact Ne-Chardath, Steward of Gahanis, Neril Sann, Gahanis' Steward, and Mynorath the Peacekeeper, Captain of the Guard, for comment on these developments, but they were unavailable.
